Sunday, 1 September 2013

Accidental Brilliance (Is There Any Other Kind?)

So you know how I have absolutely no sense of direction? You remember my first day here, when I got lost, frantically trying to find my apartment, right outside my apartment. Well, it turns out that when I’m not looking for something, I’m really good at finding it.

The day started off as usual, woke up, looked at my watch, Holy Crap! How is it possibly that late?!?! You know the drill. Determined that this would be the day I would finally master my neighbourhood, I boldly got up and took a long, leisurely shower, courageously poured myself some Frosted Flakes and intrepidly procrastinated on Facebook. Then my internet died and I actually left the house.

To begin my great adventure, I wandered down Blvd Mohammed VI (turns out that the touristy shopping street has a name, I know this now thanks to Google Maps, not to any kind of actual of actual signage!!!), to the centre commercial (outdoor mall type thing) which is apparently home to brands with which I’m familiar: Zara, Mango, Etam…etc. Super expensive. Comfortingly familiar. Unlikely to be patronised. Next!

I staggered onwards, the sun starting to set my hair on fire, in search of the Guéliz open market. For reference, a brief overview of my diet thus far: bread, cheese, water. Seriously, that’s it. I desperately need some source of protein and vitamins, but the meat at the supermarket has caused me to spontaneously become vegetarian and the fruit and veg are either obviously rotting or have been turned into their respective raisin equivalents. Thus, I was on the hunt for fresher produce and animal flesh. I walked to the corner where Google Maps said the market would be. It was not there. I have since learned that once you leave the US, Google Maps is wrong. Do not listen to Google Maps. It will get you lost. Also, do not ask other people for directions. They will also get you lost. They’re probably basing their directions on Google Maps. Anyway...I thought, it’s a big market, it’s difficult to misplace, keep walking, you’ll find it eventually.

So I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. And I walked. You get the idea. On the way, I passed 14,000 hotels, 6 bars and a Pizza Hut. Then I came across a wall. You might even call it a great wall. It gave off a very distinct aura of wallness, very fortressy. That is to say, that it seemed to be very intent on separating 2 sections of the city, both physically and idealistically. Then it hit me: I had found the medina.

[Short geographical interlude: Guéliz, which I have referred to a few times, is the newer part of the city, built by the French exactly 100 years ago when Morocco was a colony. It has larger roads, European shops and expats (in theory. I haven’t met any of them). This is where I live. The medina is the walled off older section of the city. This is the city that existed before the French invaded and has remained largely the same, despite the French influence. This is where most of the interesting, typically Moroccan things, buildings and people happen. It’s a World Heritage Site and is thus swarming with tourists.]

I crawled onwards, blinded by the sun, brought to my knees by thirst, until I found...What? I thought this place was impossible to find...Jemma el-Fna: the single most talked about tourist attraction in Marrakech. A notoriously difficult to find square, packed with vendors selling every imaginable food, animal and trinket. Surrounded by a maze of trolleys and shops. Home to acrobats, snake charmers, and musicians of every kind. Or so I’m told. It was almost 6pm by the time I got there, so everyone had either packed up and left or was packing up and leaving. But that’s ok. Now I know how to get there. And I’m going back tomorrow.



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